[Genesis Donovan]

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[attr="class","AddressedTo"]Addressed To: Dane Wayland
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A plain gift bag is sitting outside the door, clearly not delivered by the post office. There is a small scribbled note inside that says “Have a good birthday. For that retirement plan.” [break][break]

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[Dane Wayland]

Dane was extremely amused and cackled until he cried a little bit lmao. He took dozens of selfies in a polo, khakis, and his new vest, hair slicked all neat and clean. With captions like "Let me just radio my manager", "Service with a smile!" (smiling in a way that is obviously unsettling/unnerving), "Yeah, not to brag, but I'm looking at a promotion within the next 7-10 years", and "Open enrollment this week! Did you take a look at our benefit packages? WOWZA". If he has Genie's number, he def sent the best of them to her.

Now the vest hangs on a lamp in the corner of his apartment (a permanent, decorative fixture).